No splash damage
Your bathroom is not a Jackson Pollock installation. Aim assist: activated.
Bathroom diplomacy
STFD.
Sit the Fuck Down.
A tiny manifesto for sitting down to pee.
Standing is legal. Sitting is civilized.
Better chill mode
For men with urinary symptoms, sitting can help empty the bladder more comfortably.
Social contract
The next person should not need forensic footwear. Be the hero in socks.
The five-second argument
- Cleaner floor.
- Cleaner seat.
- Less noise at night.
- More relaxed posture.
- Zero masculinity lost. We checked.
…And if that’s not enough
Your aim can be perfect. The water still splashes.
When pee hits the water, droplets can splash back onto the underside of the seat. Out of sight. Still someone’s problem.
Someone has to lift that seat and scrub it off. Not exactly the highlight of their day.
If nothing else convinced you, think of the person cleaning it.
Be fucking civil. Sit the fuck down.
Print the QR. Begin the reform.
Tape this near the throne. Technology, finally doing important work.
Download QR code
“Sit the fuck down.”